<!-- Begin #main - Contains main-column blog content --> <div id="main"><div id="main2"> <h1 id="blog-mobile-title"> <a href="http://slvercussionistic.blogspot.com/"> You got the music in you! </a> </h1> <p id="description-mobile"></p> <h2 class="date-header">Friday, September 29, 2006</h2> <!-- Begin .post --> <div class="post"><a name="115946894936197281"></a> <h3 class="post-title"> 5 Things you'll probably hear at KFC </h3> <div class="post-body"> <p> <div style="clear:both;"></div>Sitting at the Counter<br />cashier: *after taking down order* Having here or take away sir?<br />Customer: *Points to counter* Err.. Knot here. *Points to Dining seats* I seat there. thank you.<br /><br />Vegetarians<br />Cashier: Sir, We don't serve vegetarian food here sir, its KFC. *Smiles, while hiding a sheepish grin*<br />Customer: I dvon't care. Koll yor manager. I'm a Lawyer.<br />*manager walks out to the serving counter*<br />Manager: I don't care about your profession Sir. We have our policy.<br />*Manager and cashier gives customer a stone, cold face*<br />*Customer tries to act disgusted, but actually paiseh already, then walks off*<br /><br />Money conmen<br /><br />Customer: *after giving $50 note* Err, wait. I think i have small change.<br />Cashier: *collects small change* Here is your change Sir.<br />Customer: *Counts change, then acts stunned* Heys! i thought i gave you $50? i want my change.<br />Cashier: Sir, you took back y our $50 and gave me a smaller change.<br />Customer: NO la.<br />Cashier: *talks loudly to atttract other customers attention* Sir, that IS the correct change.<br />Customer: *Realising that he has attracted unwanted atttention, he walks off*<br /><br />China man speaking to a non-chinese cashier<br /><br />Cashier: Hello Sir, Good afternoon, can i have your order?<br />Customer: liang kui ji, bu yao la.<br />Cashier: *Stunned* err... *points to menu*.. This one?<br />Customer: *irritated cos cashier didn't understand a word he said* ahh... liang kui ji, bu yao la.<br /><br /><br />I want Breast<br /><br />customer: *Says in a rude manner* I want 3 breast meat.<br />Cashier: *sighs* Sorry sir, i have only i breast left.<br /><br />More satarical anecdotes coming soon! stay in touch! gd nyte world!<div style="clear:both; padding-bottom:0.25em"></div> </p> </div> <p class="post-footer"> <em>signed, sealed and delivered by Nur Abdul Karim @ <a href="http://slvercussionistic.blogspot.com/2006/09/5-things-youll-probably-hear-at-kfc.html" title="permanent link">2:19 AM</a></em> <span class="item-control blog-admin pid-1381892679"><a style="border:none;" href="https://www.blogger.com/post-edit.g?blogID=32240216&postID=115946894936197281&from=pencil" title="Edit Post"><img class="icon-action" alt="" src="https://resources.blogblog.com/img/icon18_edit_allbkg.gif" height="18" width="18"></a></span> </p> </div> <!-- End .post --> <!-- Begin #comments --> <div id="comments"> <a name="comments"></a> <h4>0 Comments:</h4> <dl id="comments-block"> </dl> <p class="comment-timestamp"> <a class="comment-link" href="https://www.blogger.com/comment/fullpage/post/32240216/115946894936197281">Post a Comment</a> </p> <p class="comment-timestamp"> <a href="http://slvercussionistic.blogspot.com/"><< Home</a> </p> </div> <!-- End #comments --> </div></div> <!-- End #main -->
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